“Too Fat For Burpees” started as an inside joke in our HYROX group – not about body weight, not about appearance, but about pushing through excuses.
Anyone who has faced a brutal set of burpees knows: it’s never about size. It’s about grit. This patch represents team spirit, self-irony, and the ability to laugh at yourself while still getting the reps done.
Details
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High-quality embroidered patch
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Bold purple, gold & white colorway
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Dense stitching with clean outlines
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Durable embroidered border
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Perfect for gym bags, rucks, weight vests or patch walls
Who’s it for?
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HYROX athletes
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Functional fitness enthusiasts
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Cross-training addicts
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Anyone who hates burpees — but still does them
Important:
This phrase is meant as humorous motivation within a training community. It is not directed at body types or individuals – it’s aimed at defeating your inner excuses.